Source: Kyle Kuzma / @kuz
The Washington Wizards are one of the surprise teams in the NBA after trading away All-Star Russell Westbrook to the Los Angeles Lakers and bringing on a bevy of necessary players. Kyle Kuzma, who is one of the team’s best contributors, is currently getting fried online after rocking an extremely loud and pink Patrick The Starfish outfit ahead of a Monday night game.
Kuz was draped in a Raf Simons sweater that was probably meant to be worn by a member of the Annunaki instead of a normal-sized human. Sure, the sweater probably costs more than anything in most folks’ closets but that’s not going to stop anyone from getting their jokes off.
What was wild about Kuz’s fit is that he’s already a rather tall gentleman, and the sleeves of this particular sweater damn near touched his ankles. The hem of the sweater was also lengthy, extending near to Kuzma’s kneecaps. It shouldn’t come as a shock that Kuz would don such an outfit considering he’s always been fashion-forward down to his various hairstyles over the years.
Kuz is also having a pretty solid season thus far, averaging over 13 points, nine rebounds, and over two assists. Kuz poured in 11 points and hauled in 13 rebounds along with five dimes in the team’s 109-103 loss to the Charlotte Hornets, who leaned on the talents of Terry Rozier and LaMelo Ball. The Wizards are back on the road to face the New Orleans Pelicans on Wednesday (November 24).
Some of Kuz’s NBA peers hopped online to make sure that they fried the 26-year-old Flint, Mich. native. We’ve got those reactions below.
When you're off to one of the best starts in franchise history, you get to wear whatever you want
@kylekuzma | #DCAboveAll pic.twitter.com/2drVu8PpGg
— NBC Sports Washington (@NBCSWashington) November 22, 2021
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Photo: Instagram
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All folks wondering what Kyle Kuzma is wearing tonight have clearly never read The Lorax.
It’s a thneed. pic.twitter.com/akU0mOBr1V
— Rich Eisen (@richeisen) November 23, 2021
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Lenny Kravitz walked with his giant scarf so Kyle Kuzma could run with whatever exactly he’s wearing tonight pic.twitter.com/inhOA6FcfA
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) November 23, 2021
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Kyle Kuzma took a break from waving his arms outside at a local car dealership to play hoops tonight.pic.twitter.com/JeVR7HuZVT
— Ben Standig (@BenStandig) November 22, 2021
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Kyle Kuzma stealing number 3 style pic.twitter.com/jz2A9nzxO1
— Stephanic (@Stefinick_) November 23, 2021
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Kuz’s fits never, ever let us down
: @kylekuzma pic.twitter.com/ciqSa4GMXq
— FanDuel (@FanDuel) November 22, 2021
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Kyle Kuzma deserves a 15 game suspension for his outfit pic.twitter.com/EHhqBLWtz1
— Eric Rosenthal (@ericsports) November 22, 2021
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kyle kuzma fighting for his life in his instagram comments pic.twitter.com/Oqbc743SOE
— Molly Morrison (@mollyhannahm) November 23, 2021
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My daughter when she wears one of my shirts. https://t.co/e7J2FhoCA0
— Luke Thomas (@lthomasnews) November 23, 2021
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Kuz walking in like he's actually three children passing off as an adult. https://t.co/OPnML90y03
— Doug Branson (@DougBransonLOH) November 23, 2021
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How my crew socks looked before I folded them to make ankle socks in middle school https://t.co/KsLakAJbYM
— Travonne Edwards (Blk Tray) (@Travonne) November 23, 2021
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The Lorax is going to be very unhappy to see Kuzma wearing a Thneed from a Truffula tree. https://t.co/J5Wv2vyf9N
— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) November 23, 2021
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Kyle Kuzma looks like he’s two kids on each other’s shoulders trying to sneak into an NBA game pic.twitter.com/mrVvABKYbl
— Brad Williams (@funnybrad) November 23, 2021


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