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Donald Trump and toilet in the same sentence make all the sense in the world.
Hillary Clinton must be somewhere laughing her a** off following reports that disgraced former President Donald Trump clogged White House toilets trying to dispose of documents, a claim he denies, of course. New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman dropped explosive claims of Trump’s alleged document dump (pun intended), including “damaging government documents” in her new investigative book, Confidence Man.
“Staff believ(ed) Trump had flushed material he’d ripped into pieces,” Haberman wrote in a tweet. The paper towel-throwing clown shut down the reports calling them “categorically untrue.”
“Another fake story, that I flushed papers and documents down a White House toilet, is categorically untrue and simply made up by a reporter in order to get publicity for a mostly fictitious book,” Trump said, as expected.
According to reports, Trump, who loved to speak about former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her purging of her “salacious emails” during his rallies, regularly tore up government documents. If that is the case, that is a direct violation of the Presidential Records Act, which states explicitly that all records be kept for the historical record. Clinton chimed in on the matter on Twitter in a quote rt pointing to how noticeably quiet Republicans are Trump ripping government documents.
Mmmhmm. https://t.co/w3BTQBpS7X
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) February 9, 2022
It is also being reported that Trump took several boxes of presidential records, which may have included confidential records, including his Kim Jong Un “love letters,” while packing up his things to leave the White House. The National Archives has asked the Justice Department to look into whether or not Trump broke any laws.
Trump denied any wrongdoing in the matter, claiming, “The papers were given easily and without conflict and on a very friendly basis,” in a statement.
Trump’s fascination with low-flow toilets and complaining about having to flush 10-15 times is well known, and this story could explain why it exists, maybe because he has a penchant for flushing evidence.
As expected, there are plenty of reactions to Trump flushing more than just turds down the White House toilets. You can peep them in the gallery below.
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1. The jokes write themselves sometimes.
So first we hear that Donald Trump ‘TOOK’ 15 boxes of official White House documents to Mar-a-Lago.
Then we hear he ATE official documents.
And now we hear that he FLUSED official documents down the toilet, at the WH.
So what’s next?
Funny answers only.
— Nathalie Jacoby (@nathaliejacoby1) February 10, 2022
2. LOL
Donald Trump flushing White House documents down the toilet gives a whole new meaning to "Dump Trump."
— Charles Campisi (@1813Doncarlo) February 10, 2022
3. Yup
Today would be a good day to arrest Donald Trump for flushing classified papers down the toilet.
— Matt (@mattgalb99) February 10, 2022
4.
Picturing a panic stricken Donald Trump trying to flush evidence down the toilet is nothing short of amazing. https://t.co/BLECT5Wgd4
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RIS (@CoryKnisely) February 10, 2022
5. Nope
Is anyone shocked that a toilet and Donald Trump are part of the same headline and plot?
— Olivia of Troye (@OliviaTroye) February 10, 2022
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Donald Trump was flushing documents down the White House toilet, ripping up documents and eating them, stealing documents on his way out of office and stashing them at Mar-a-Lago, WHAT WAS HE HIDING?
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) February 10, 2022
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who will slay your toilet, donald trump? pic.twitter.com/hMc9VdtVBS
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(@magdalenepop) November 11, 2021
8.
Flushing Presidential records down the toilet is a crime.
Maggie Haberman knew Donald Trump was flushing presidential records down the toilet.
Maggie Haberman knew Donald Trump committed a crime.
Yet she didn’t say anything for over a year, so she could sell a book.
— Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_) February 10, 2022
9.
Donald Trump: “People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once. Even more if they’re flushing the transcript from a phone call with their Russian handler.”
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) February 10, 2022
10.
I does make a lot more sense now why Donald Trump was always complaining about having to flush 15 times to get everything down the toilet.
— Woke Senator (@WokeMitt) February 10, 2022

RIS (@CoryKnisely)
(@magdalenepop)