Source: Bernard Smalls / @PhotosByBeanz
Nothing quite says, “yeah, I’m guilty AF” like when a convicted criminal’s mugshot is indistinguishable from a high school yearbook photo.
As you all know, Tory Lanez was found guilty of shooting Megan Thee Stallion in the foot, and now his mugshot has recently been released and is currently being dragged up and down Black Twitter for looking like a stock photo used for Devry University ads.
Tory Lanez mugshot released pic.twitter.com/NcFE6sTLtN
— SAY CHEESE!
(@SaycheeseDGTL) January 11, 2023
If Lanez ever gets out of prison, he can use his mugshot as a headshot when he auditions to play Ron Johnson in the A Different World remake.
Tory Lanez’s mugshot is what you get when you order “Prison Bae” on Wish.
This mugshot just tried to sell me a stolen gold chain for a buck-fiddy.
I blame Jay-Z and Roc Nation for this display of photographic wickedness.
Lanez needs to stop playin’ like that’s him in this mugshot. We know Stephan Urkel when we see him. (That one was for the ’90s kids who two years ago were saying, “Who TF is Tory Lanez?”)
OK, now that I’ve got you all warmed up, here are some of our favorite Black Twitter reactions to Lanez’s mugshot.
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— Marty
(@MartyBee_) January 11, 2023
2.
Nigga said- pic.twitter.com/hAX0hHG7JQ
— T Swayyy
(@TheRealTSwayyy) January 11, 2023
3.
Tory Lanez's mug shot looks like a Soul Glo commercial #soulglo #ToryLanez #torylaneztrial #Mugshots pic.twitter.com/c1L7ED3XNi
— Bow Tie Kreative (@bowtiekreative) January 12, 2023
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I don't know if he's going to jail, or if he just started second grade. That's the kind of picture your mom stole the proof from the school and put it in a picture album.
— Aviande (@MyVofPie) January 12, 2023
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Roc Nation saw Tory Lanez smiling in his mugshot and took it personally pic.twitter.com/A5BqnWVyEo
—
Your Favorite Zoe
6.
IKYFL!
This does not look like a real mugshot. I'm sure Tory Lanez had his team to put this out, rather than the REAL one without his lil toupee wig, cause they don't let u wear those lil things in jail
This is cap. You heard it here first! https://t.co/Tq5eLtzdTm
— Griselda Blanco (@OctaviaBrownJo1) January 12, 2023
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Tory Lanez with that Lifetouch ass mugshot. This is better, I fixed it
pic.twitter.com/WzW5N7XCd7
—
(@ItAintLarry) January 12, 2023
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He looks like #8 on the barbershop haircut style poster pic.twitter.com/I2aDDIvzsN
— Hot Rod
(@officialhotrod) January 12, 2023
Honestly, this would be far less funny if Lanez wasn’t being held accountable for his violent actions. But since he is, it’s probably OK to laugh at this GAP diversity day-a** mugshot photo. We’ll see if he keeps that same energy when he appears in court for sentencing.
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