And yet he began to withdraw. There was a series of events — a concert in New York, a birthday party for Barack Obama, and Common’s own birthday — for which she says he didn’t invite her. Eventually, he called to break up over the phone.

“It wasn’t mutual,” she says now. “It was more him saying, ‘I think this relationship has run its course.’ And I was like, ‘Okay. Like you gonna be a 50-year-old single man. Okay?’” (A rep for Common said he was unavailable for comment.)

Didn’t even invite his girl to his own birthday party before breaking up with her? Damn, b. That should’ve been a huge red flag right there. The two dated for a year and change before Common decided to dip out the back and sign up for Ourtime.com.

Luckily, the experience hasn’t soured Haddish’s view on relationships as she’s hopeful to eventually find her forever person saying, “I’m a pretty positive person, and I’m here to have an experience,” Haddish says. “I would love to have a partner to experience it with. But also, I guess I’ve been alone for so long. And so used to being abandoned, I expect it. Which is sad, right?”

We rooting for you, sis.