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Apparently, struggle rapper du jour Kid Rock is still making music. His latest song is some anti-woke nonsense, and Twitter is slandering the goofball accordingly.
For those who don’t know, Kid Rock was always a privileged white guy who found rap, made some cash of it, and continues to flourish, allegedly, off of his colonizing ways. Real Hip-Hop heads give absolutely no f*cks about Kid Rock, so he’s been relegated to the backwaters of MAGA-land and people who don’t know any better.
reminder, since kid rock is trending https://t.co/7Mf1a20Um4
— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) November 21, 2021
So here we are, and Kid Rock has reportedly created a song with themes of anti-wokeness and anti-cancel culture.
Reports TMZ:
It’s an interesting tune — and definitely NOT subtle whatsoever in the message KR is trying to communicate … namely, his apparent frustration with what he considers over-sensitivity.
With lyrics like … “So what the f***’s up with all the backlash? // You snowflakes, here’s a news flash!” … it’s pretty on the nose. In fact, he gets even more direct … singing, “And, these minions and their agendas // Every opinion has a millennial offended // But this amendment one, it rings true // And if you don’t dissent, bitch, then see number two.”
Yeah … he weirdly invokes the Second Amendment, which seems to imply violence. That aside, though — there’s actually a lot of people who might agree with Kid, generally, about cancel and/or call-out culture — but the thing is … his own behavior of late has warranted it.
Our apologies to anyone taking the time to listen to or watch this drivel. We are much more entertained by Kid Rock slander is inspired, which you can peep below.
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I heard if you listen to Kid Rock's new song you get a free confederate flag, side of chlamydia, and a dash of hepatitis.
— Amy Lynn
(@AmyAThatcher) November 21, 2021
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Good morning to everyone who'd rather listen to a cat in heat than Kid Rock. Have a funday Sunday.
— Amy Lynn
(@AmyAThatcher) November 21, 2021
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Kid Rock made a music video attacking Liberal "snowflakes." Kid Rock supported an orange man-child who still cries over the election that he lost over a year ago. Kid Rock is afraid of a vaccine. Afraid of science. Kid Rock is no tough guy. He's an alcoholic, MAGA-snowflake.
— Uncovering The Truth (@UncvrngTheTruth) November 21, 2021
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BREAKING: Kid Rock rails against wokeness and cancel culture in new song. Fortunately, nobody will hear it because it’s fucking Kid Rock.
— Kate
(@ImSpeaking13) November 21, 2021
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Barstool Sports amplifying Kid Rock, is like E. coli sharing diarrhea. https://t.co/QcgromGGJH
— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) November 21, 2021
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The image that TMZ used for its post about Kid Rock's song about being upset could also be used atop a post headlined "First look at Stacy Keach in Tim Burton's upcoming Mike Lindell biopic." pic.twitter.com/x3IKqGxVW0
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) November 21, 2021
8. Bruh…
You've never seen Kid Rock and the My Pillow guy in the same room at the same time have you. Think about it. pic.twitter.com/ttdwmeKThN
— Óðinn’s Eye – All December Long (@JoshuaDysart) November 21, 2021
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Oh hey a new Kid Rock song.
The song: pic.twitter.com/ig05b3uPX9
— Samuel Stewart (@SamE_AsUsuall) November 19, 2021
10. On brand.
Some people really, really love Kid Rock pic.twitter.com/rUUqmzQESk
— Squig (@The_Squig) November 19, 2021
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